I hearby declare jort season: OPEN!!! 🏆🏁🏂🏄🎂🌟💎
‘Unraveling Mr. Murphy’ by Post Honeymoon is my new jam.
A flotilla of Royal Navy Battlecruisers of the Atlantic Fleet. Jan 17, 1930
People from high school tracking you down for legal advice because they heard a rumor that you wanted to go to law school.
The truth is, I pretended to be a lawyer…ONCE in a letter to an ex boss to demand that he send me my vacation wages (which he’d been with holding). It was all just a giant threat (for wages which I was already legally entitled to).
Suddenly, I’m writing a letter of appeal for section 8 housing. :/
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful car.